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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:28:18 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Dr. Hébert's Medical Gumbo</title><subtitle>Dr. Hébert's Medical Gumbo</subtitle><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/atom.xml"/><updated>2009-09-09T12:44:14Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Help! My Kids Watched the Obama Back to School Speech -- AND NOW THEY ARE SOCIALIST NAZIS!</title><category term="Politics"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/9/8/help-my-kids-watched-the-obama-back-to-school-speech-and-now.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/9/8/help-my-kids-watched-the-obama-back-to-school-speech-and-now.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-09-09T04:24:30Z</published><updated>2009-09-09T04:24:30Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/storage/Barack-Obama-2004-DNC-cu.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1252471314209" alt="" /></span></span>W</span>hen I heard President Obama was delivering a speech to all American school children, I did what I usually do under such circumstances &mdash; I turned on Fox News and waited for further instructions. Authorities recommended keeping my children home for their own safety, so that&rsquo;s what I did. Little did I realize that, despite my precautions, the Eye of Big Brother would reach into my own home.<br /><br />I thought I was doing the right thing by providing them with an ample supply of American-made corn chips and carbonated drinks, and situating them in front of the TV. I turned on a child-friendly channel. Then I left the room for one minute &mdash; just one minute! &mdash; to get my morning nip of Milwaulkee&rsquo;s Best. When I came back, the TV had inexplicably changed to another channel, and my kids were staring into the screen at Obama, hypnotized. They were Obamazombies.<br /><br />As fast as I could I found the remote and cut the TV off, but it was too late. The damage was done. My son stood on the coffee table, swinging his Slinky in the air, and shouting, &ldquo;Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but high insurance premiums!&rdquo; My daughter looked up and me and said, &ldquo;Dad, why do we always have to do what the oil companies tell us?&rdquo;<br /><br />Trembling, I sent them to their room, and desperately hoped the effects would wear off. For awhile, things looked good. Then, frightening things started to happen. A note appeared above the water faucet in the kitchen that said, &ldquo;Clean, fresh, low cost water courtesy of your local government.&rdquo; My kids insisted that we go to the public library instead of Barnes and Noble. They said there was no point in paying for a service the government could provide for free. I couldn&rsquo;t believe my ears.<br /><br />A few days after the speech, my daughter collected all the Band-Aids in the bathroom and distributed them to the kids in the neighborhood. She called it &ldquo;low cost health care.&rdquo; That same afternoon, the kids collected all of their toys into in one box, marked it &ldquo;Sharing,&rdquo; and announced that all toys would from now on be &ldquo;Community Property.&rdquo;<br /><br />But rock bottom was a conversation I overheard while I was washing the dishes one night.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;DICK: I think I&rsquo;m gay.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;JANE: That&rsquo;s okay, Dick. There&rsquo;s nothing wrong with that. Learn to own those feelings.<br /><br />In a panic, I did what any good parent would and phoned my local Republican Congressman. A polite aide answered, and told me there has been a rash of similar incidents in the community lately. She said she would mail me an instruction book immediately.<br /><br />Within a few days, I received my copy of <em>The Republican Child Reconditioning Manual</em>. The RCRM was full of helpful hints on turning my brainwashed kids around. The key to the manual was right there on page 3, a listing of the core Republican values.<br /><br /></p>
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<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Possession is the most important human right.</li>
<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Freedom is the greatest American value, and we are going to give it to the world if we have to kill every foriegn-born human to do it.</li>
<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Immigrants don't bathe.</li>
<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Second Amendment trumps the First. That's because God loves firearms and hates pornography.</li>
<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The only appropriate emotion for a homosexual is self-hatred.</li>
<li>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Corporations are people too.</li>
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<p><br />By forcing my kids to memorize these principles, I was able to get them back in their right minds. Things are now back to normal.<br /><br />Just the other day, as we were driving home from school my son noticed a bum lying on the street and said, &ldquo;Why doesn&rsquo;t he have a job, Dad?&rdquo; Oh, what a relief.<br /><br />Don&rsquo;t let this happen to you. If your kids show signs of Obamatization call your local Republican leader fast. It could be a matter of life or death. Don&rsquo;t be a statistic.<br /><br /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Katrina, 4 Years Later</title><category term="Katrina"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/28/katrina-4-years-later.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/28/katrina-4-years-later.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-08-29T03:26:29Z</published><updated>2009-08-29T03:26:29Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">I</span>t has been four years since Hurricane Katrina, and I find myself grasping for words. Many good things have happened since the hurricane struck the Gulf Coast &mdash; and many not so good. If you were to go back to New Orleans now, you could travel quite a bit around town and never see a trace of the storm. Businesses and restaurants are open everywhere, schools are up and running, hospital emergency rooms bursting as usual. You have to go to the eastern part of town, to the area I used to live and practice in, to see the scars.<br /><br />Where I used to live, St. Bernard Parish, about a quarter of the population is back. My old house was razed two years ago, and a year after that, we sold the bare slab to a neighbor.<br /><br />The sad legacy of Katrina is that the poor of New Orleans, the inhabitants of the eastern side of the city, are the ones who have not been able to return. For New Orleans this a particularly grievous injury; I do not know of a city in America that has so consistently drawn from the creativity of its poorest citizens. Jazz, the jazz funeral, Mardi Gras Indians, much of the city&rsquo;s unique cuisine, its folk art, even its manner of speaking come from the poor folk. It is an irony that New Orleans always sought to expand its middle and upper class, but it was the people who had nothing who gave the city the most.</p>
<p>(An example: in New Orleans, blue collar natives are sometimes called "Y'ats," a diminutive of a greeting originally used in the Lower Ninth ward and in St. Bernard. When two middle or lower class New Orleanians meet, one will say "Where y'at?" -- that is, "where are you at?" -- which means "how are you doing?" Though many people still greet each other this way, the orginal Y'ats now live in other cities.)</p>
<p>A year after the storm, I read <em>New Orleans, Mon Amour,</em> a book of essays by Andre Codrescu, a New Orleans immigrant who wrote movingly about the city in a series of audio essays on <span class="caps">NPR </span>in Katrina&rsquo;s aftermath. In the book, Coudreseu said of these essays:<br /><br /></p>
<blockquote>I wrote several radio reports and poetic essays after the Katrina apocalypse&hellip;.They are not meant to signal the end of the city itself &hellip; but they are eulogies nonetheless, for something that was and will not be ever again, no matter how many commissions meet and how far the price of real estate soars. You can rebuild a house, but you can&rsquo;t restore a soul.</blockquote>
<p><br /><br />When I first read those words I was unable to get my mind around them. It didn&rsquo;t seem possible that the old city was truly gone. But it turned out to be true. Much of the city is back the way it was, but hidden parts of it, both physically and spiritually, are ruined and hidden from sight. As the city recovers it is reinventing itself, but it is not the place that it was. I am not sure I can explain the difference. I can only suggest that you read <em>Frenchmen, Desire, Good Children</em> by John Chase, a book written long before the storm, and then Condrescu&rsquo;s elegaic <em>Mon Amour</em> and try to taste the subtle change in spirit. <br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">N</span>ew Orleans has always been a city buried in its past, so much so it was often hard to tell if time was moving forward. This was exasperating and endearing in equal portions. Now, the city has to look forward. Recovery demands that. As the people who live there turn their eyes towards the sun for the first time, they are creating a new city but at the same time are letting part of the old disappear.<br /><br />The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle&ntilde;o">Islanos community of St. Bernard</a>, the murky neighborhoods of the<a href="http://www.makeitrightnola.org/mir_SUB.php?section=low9&amp;page=history"> Lower Ninth</a>, large swaths of stately dilapidated <a href="http://mcno.org/about-mid-city/">Mid City</a>, the remnants of the <a href="http://www.creolehistory.com/">Creoles of Color</a> culture are all gone. And that&rsquo;s that.<br /><br />It will be all right. It has been all right, sort of. What saddens me, though, it that New Orleans always was, beneath the surface, an atypical American city. What is likely to happen is that the lost parts of the city will return as replicas of America elsewhere. Our country seems to be gradually homogenizing, and it is a tragedy that a little sliver of difference has become slightly more like the rest, all because the <span class="caps">U.S.</span> Army Corps of Engineers <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/20/AR2005092001894.html">can&rsquo;t build a decent levee</a>.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Is the Whole Foods Boycott Fair?</title><category term="Healthcare Reform"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/21/is-the-whole-foods-boycott-fair.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/21/is-the-whole-foods-boycott-fair.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-08-21T13:41:23Z</published><updated>2009-08-21T13:41:23Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">R</span>ule number one in business: Don&rsquo;t insult your customers. (Spoiler alert: More vulgar version of this rule below.)<br /><br />When Whole Foods Market CEO John Mackey argued in a <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204251404574342170072865070.html"><em>Wall Street Journa</em>l op-ed </a>that American citizens do not have &ldquo;any intrinsic right to health care, food or shelter . . . . [t]his "right" has never existed in America,&rdquo; he succeeded in violating that prime rule. Thousands of Whole Foods customers have reacted with a boycott effort, including an <a href="http://wholeboycott.com/">online petition with 20,000 signatures so far.</a></p>
<p>This raises a question: Does Whole Foods deserve this kind of attack? After all, Mackey is a U.S. citizen and entitled to his political opinions. Nor is he the only CEO in the U.S. who is against health care reform. Perhaps it is unfair that Whole Foods is somehow being singled out. Moreover, a consumer boycott is more likely to hurt hourly employees than the CEO himself. Layoffs from tumbling sales could result in more people without insurance rather than less.<br /><br />From a practical standpoint, Whole Foods&rsquo; problem is that it caters to a liberal progressive clientele. It advertises on its website that it &ldquo;sells the highest quality natural and organic foods available&rdquo; and is &ldquo;caring about our communities and our environment.&rdquo; It further claims that &ldquo;our success helps us bring about change in the marketplace, which we hope will lead to good things for you and us and the planet.&rdquo; A company like that is angling for upper class liberals, coincidentally one of the core groups pushing for health care reform. Mackey should have taken the hint when the <em>Journal</em> agreed to run his piece in the first place. Any article conservative enough to get past the editorial staff at the <em>WSJ</em> is bound to anger an upper class liberal. <br /><br />On one hand, I sympathize with Whole Foods. It&rsquo;s just an opinion, after all. Whole Foods isn&rsquo;t in charge of U.S. health care, and certainly its CEO has as much right to express his opinion as anyone else. The problem, however, is that there is a good time and a bad time to express obstructionist views. Health care reform is becoming a more and more urgent matter, and obstructing its passage looks less and less like loyal opposition and more and more like a high stakes game of organic chicken. This year, health care costs are north of 17% of GDP, and by 2015 will exceed 20% of GDP. To do nothing is to court economic catastrophe. And to argue for a conservative free market approach at this late date is nothing short of hypocritical.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">R</span>epublicans ruled Washington from 1994 to 2008, and did nothing over that span to reform health care. After the Republicans shot down the Clinton plan in 1994 and won the House and the Senate, they had every opportunity to put their own ideas into action. Bill Clinton was always a centrist president, and probably would have gone along with any reasonable proposal. None was offered.<br /><br />America is at the point now where the condition of our health system has passed the point of urgency, and is headed towards emergency. Expenses are rising at 7.5% a year. Did you get a 7.5% raise last year? If so, can you expect to get a 7.5% raise next year, and every year until you retire and can apply for Medicare? If your answer is no, you will eventually lose your private insurance plan. Premiums will outstrip your income until you can no longer afford it. That is a certainty.<br /><br />That's why it is way too late in the game for us to go back to the free market drawing board. Conservatives had their chance, a long, lingering chance, and they chose to sit on stacks of corporate profits instead. Mackey, a self-described libertarian, wants to let free markets work. Even if free markets do work, how long will it take? The only thing the current free market system has done is drive prices relentlessly upward. Mackey blathers about future deficits, but we have a deficit right now, and I fail to see how private insurance is going to pay it off. Since the rapid growth of Medicare costs doom us to deficits for the next few years anyway, why not quickly institute a public option, get control of costs from the bottom up, and reform the entire system all at once? That seems like the sensible path to a balanced budget. But expecting Blue Cross, United Healthcare, and Cigna to save us is a fool&rsquo;s hope. These companies are motivated by profit. They couldn&rsquo;t care less how large the federal deficit is.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">W</span>e are in the eleventh hour, which is why, reluctantly, I favor the Whole Foods boycott. Heath care has dominated the news for about a month. It has taken a herculean effort just to get the fight to this point, which in my estimation still only offers a 50-50 chance of workable reform. We have reached take-no-prisoners time. We are at the point in the hockey game when the team that is behind pulls its goalie out so it can charge the opponent&rsquo;s goal with every available player. If we lose here, it could be years before the chance comes around again, and by then, the carnage will only have mounted.</p>
<p>If Whole Foods has to be made an example of, so be it. For decades, corporations have been steering health care debate in a direction favorable to them. Billionaires always seem to have bigger megaphones than thousandaires. The only way corporate America will go along with reform is if it learns the lesson Whole Foods is about to learn today: Don&rsquo;t piss your customers off.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Death Care Reform</title><category term="Healthcare Reform"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/12/death-care-reform.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/12/death-care-reform.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-08-13T04:33:45Z</published><updated>2009-08-13T04:33:45Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p>Section 1233 of the House-drafted legislation encourages health care providers to provide their Medicare patients with counseling on . . . end of life treatments, and may place seniors in situations where they feel pressured to sign end of life directives they would not otherwise sign . . . .<br /><br />[T]his provision could create a slippery slope for a more permissive environment for euthanasia, mercy-killing and physician-assisted suicide because it does not clearly exclude counseling about the supposed benefits of killing oneself.<br />&mdash;<strong> House Republican Leader John Boehner (R-OH) and Republican Policy Committee Chairman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), July 23, 2009</strong><br /><br />The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama&rsquo;s &ldquo;death panel&rdquo; so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their &ldquo;level of productivity in society,&rdquo; whether they are worthy of health care.<br /> &mdash; <strong>Sarah Palin, August 7, 2009</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">A</span>merica has been in desperate need of a serious health care debate for years. Which is why it is so disappointing to see an honest and productive public debate polluted by blatant lies, as told to us by politicians who are supposed to be informed. <br /><br />As many have observed elsewhere, the myth of euthanasia and death squads stems from a single provision attached to one of the reform bills allowing doctors to bill for the time they spend counseling patients about end-of-life care. There are no provisions for death squads. In fact, as a doctor who has discussed end-of-life issues with his patients many times, I resent the implication that by talking with patients about death I am taking my place next to Dr. Kevorkian. <br /><br />We cannot enact health care reform without dealing with end-of-life issues. Death is the inevitable outcome of a lifetime of medical care, an outcome that will occur no matter how good the doctors and nurses are. The best doctors eventually lose 100% of their patients, just as the worst ones do. The difference is how the end comes about.<br /><br />Counseling is the cornerstone of end-of-life care. Since death is inevitable, at some point most patients and their families will have to address matters such as life support, ventilator care, and extraordinary medical treatments. The proposed provision would allow doctors to allocate time apart from a regular visit to sit and talk about fears patients and families have about the dying process, rather than having to cram the discussion in between medical complaints at an annual office visit, or worse, having to bring it up at for the first time at the bedside of a dying patient. I can hardly think of a more humane and important use of a doctor&rsquo;s time.<br /><br />In my work, I welcome the opportunity to give advice. Unfortunately, many patients don&rsquo;t want advice &mdash; they want drugs, diagnostic tests, or a referral. They want something from me, something that often only requires my signature. And either they don&rsquo;t care what I think, or they have so many concerns that I end up as an expedient ordering a drug or a test for each symptom and sending them on their way.<br /><br />This is not what I spent 8 years of medical training for. All that knowledge is there to be shared, and I should be paid to share it. But I am not paid to share information; I am paid to sign things. This is the end-result of a system that rewards providers for seeing patients in large volumes and devalues old fashioned talking and listening. <br /><br />What&rsquo;s wrong with a Medicare provision that lets me sit down with a patient for half an hour and explain to her what <span class="caps">CPR </span>is, and when it is beneficial; what a ventilator is and why she might want to be on one or not; what is meant by &ldquo;life support&rdquo;&nbsp; and when life support makes sense and when it doesn't? <br /><br />The most important decision a doctor makes is when to treat and when not to treat. There are times when doing something is much worse than doing nothing at all. Patients need to understand that sometimes doing nothing is the best treatment. That is what end-of-life counseling is all about.<br /><br />Such explanations take time, and a great deal of experience and skill. It is one of the most challenging tasks in my work, and one every doctor ought to be paid for. When a patient knows his insurance will cover end-of-life counseling, he is more likely to feel comfortable asking his doctor to explain the dying process. Patients deserve that service, and it should be a standard part of every health plan.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">S</span>ome time ago, I treated a middle aged man I&rsquo;ll call George who destroyed his liver with chronic drinking. He had bleeding ulcers and <em>esophageal varices</em>, a condition in which a diseased liver produces massive bulging veins in the lower esophagus that are prone to catastrophic bleeding. George bled so rapidly that it took&nbsp; more than two dozen units of blood over the course of a week just to keep him semi-conscious. When he was awake, which wasn&rsquo;t often, he asked nurses and doctors to please take all the tubes out. I wanted to, but he was too confused for me to trust his mental state.<br /><br />His out-of-town family said travel was &ldquo;too expensive&rdquo; for them to come visit him in the hospital. After he spent a couple of weeks in intensive care on just about every medication we could pour into him, his relatives finally showed up. We carefully discussed withdrawing care. Nothing we were doing was going to save him, I observed, and we seemed to be merely prolonging his suffering. I pointed out that he expressed the desire to be taken off the ventilator, that his condition was hopeless and his liver was completely shot, and that he was not a candidate for the only procedure that had any chance of helping him &mdash; a liver transplant. I told them he might be more comfortable and die more peacefully at home, surrounded by loved ones.<br /><br />After listening to my explanation, his sister said to me, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll have to talk it over with my family.&rdquo; Which she did, I guess. The next day she sent word that the answer was no. They wanted everything done.<br /><br />Eventually we got him off the vent and moved him to a regular room. He lay there in a state of delirium for a few days, all alone, and died. I felt horribly sad for this man, and harbored mixed feelings of frustration with and pity for his relatives, who were so overwhelmed by the urgency of the situation that they were afraid to make the decision to let him die peacefully at home. Instead, they left him to die a lonely, antiseptic end. <br /><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">W</span>e have to do better than this. If George had left a living will or consulted with a doctor prior to his fatal event, all this misery might have been avoided. Such conversations are not about euthanasia. They are about preparing for the inevitable. Talking to patients about end-of-life issues will no more lead to euthanasia than planning fire drills will lead to arson.<br /><br />This kind of counseling is necessary. Not only should it be encouraged, it should be considered a normal a part of medical care, like mammograms and serum cholesterol checks. The people who argue otherwise don&rsquo;t care about alleviating human suffering. They want to scare people into turning against health care reform.<br /><br />People like Boehner, McCotter, and Palin are responsible for the fear that leads to deaths like George&rsquo;s. They too will die one day, and if they succeed in their aims, their reward will be the horrors of the health care system they wrought.<br /><br />I wish I could call it justice, but I can&rsquo;t bring myself to wish that kind of suffering on anyone.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>When the "Scientific Truth" Is No Such Thing</title><category term="Medicine"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/6/when-the-scientific-truth-is-no-such-thing.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/6/when-the-scientific-truth-is-no-such-thing.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-08-06T20:31:39Z</published><updated>2009-08-06T20:31:39Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">T</span>his week, the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/05/health/research/05ghost.html?_r=1&amp;scp=2&amp;sq=wyeth&amp;st=cse">New York <em>Times</em> reports</a> that between 1998 and 2005 the drug company Wyeth paid private companies to ghostwrite 26 scientific papers extolling the benefits of its hormone drugs Premarin and Prempro. The papers were then signed by doctors and medical researchers and published in medical journals without any disclosure of the financial role the drug company played in producing them.</p>
<p>Wyeth defends the papers, saying that everything in them was &ldquo;scientifically accurate.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Drug companies have manipulated the medical community to publish favorable data for years, and this is not the first time one of them has been caught. In 2001, Merck camouflaged (and may have deliberately excluded) data from the VIGOR clinical trial suggesting the blockbuster drug Vioxx could cause heart attacks. More recently, Merck and Schering-Plough delayed publication of very important data about the efficacy of the drug Vytorin, with the excuse that they were still trying to interpret the information. The delay was so long and so egregious that Congress finally had to order them to release the results. <a href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2008/1/18/et-tu-zetia.html">Turns out Vytorin doesn&rsquo;t work</a>.</p>
<p>In the 1990s, hormone replacement therapy (HRT) with medications like Premarin and Prempro was all the rage in primary care. Everyone seemed to think that giving postmenopausal women hormones would curb the progression of osteoporosis, and prevent both heart attacks and strokes. Some doctors advocated giving almost every post-menopausal woman hormones, no matter what her situation. For a time, this position was backed by a flurry of research papers, many of which we now know were little more than paid advertisements by Wyeth. However, in 2002 a major government-funded trial showed that hormone replacement therapy has no impact on heart disease, and may in fact increase it modestly. Worse, it was linked to a marked increase in breast cancer. At that point the HRT business started to fall apart. Now what&rsquo;s left is to figure out is why HRT prescription writing got so out of hand in the first place, considering the scarcity of that good data proving its value.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">W</span>hat about Wyeth&rsquo;s protest that all the articles it paid for were &ldquo;scientifically accurate&rdquo;? I don&rsquo;t doubt they were. Most advertising is factually accurate also. The problem is, you can lead someone to believe a falsehood by telling him nothing but truths. For example, the following statements about arsenic are all absolutely true: (1) Arsenic is a naturally occurring chemical; (2) it exists in plants and animals; (3) humans consume arsenic when they eat mushrooms and fish. Knowing all this, one might be convinced to down a vial full of arsenic.</p>
<p>A bunch of little truths do not necessarily add up to one big truth, any more than a pile of sticks can ever be a log cabin.</p>
<p>Here&rsquo;s an example from my personal experience. There is a class of drugs designed to suppress stomach acid called <em>proton pump inhibitors</em> (PPIs). The PPI market is very profitable and very competitive, and chances are you are familiar with the brand names: Prilosec, Nexium (the &ldquo;purple pill&rdquo;), Prevacid, Protonix. Blockbusters all. For the last 5 years, drug reps have bombarded me in my office with scientific papers that telling me the &ldquo;facts&rdquo; about PPIs. Our drug, one rep told me, has the highest healing rate for stomach ulcers. Another told me his drug was scientifically proven to have the fastest onset of action, implying quicker symptom relief. A third trumpeted higher serum levels after 16 hours, meaning its effects lasted longer. All of these claims had one thing in common &mdash; they were scientifically accurate. The problem was that these little truths didn&rsquo;t tell me what I really wanted to know. Do the advantages any of these drugs justify their price, which is many times their generic equivalents? Or would a generic work 90% as well for 90% of the people, at 20% of the price? (Compare generic omeprazole, at $24, with branded Nexium, at $160.)</p>
<p>Wyeth, and the sorry doctors who signed their names to these ghostwritten papers, will defend themselves by arguing that they were truthful. But truth, in that strict sense, has nothing to do with it. The question is, was the &ldquo;truth&rdquo; they propounded intended to lead doctors and patients to make the right decisions, or was it intended to mislead?</p>
<p>To me, that big truth is pretty obvious.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Why We Need a Public Option</title><category term="Healthcare Reform"/><category term="Public Option"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/1/why-we-need-a-public-option.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/8/1/why-we-need-a-public-option.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-08-02T03:51:57Z</published><updated>2009-08-02T03:51:57Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">A</span>ny health care reform that aims for universal coverage has to include a publicly funded insurance plan -- the so-called public option.<br /><br />Since Medicare and Medicaid were enacted in 1965, the majority of Americans have been insured through private health care plans, most often through their employers. However, private plans have never insured all Americans, and in the last 30 years, the percentage of Americans they have covered have been slowly slipping. In the 1970s, an all-time high of 80% of Americans were on private insurance plans. Today, that number has fallen to 65%.<br /><br />Private insurance companies have dropped 15% of the population for a reason. They don't want them. Insurers have spent the last 30 years carefully combing through their client base and eliminating the most costly patients. After all that work, <a href="http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/07102009/potter_testimony.html">their profit margins are way up</a>. In the 70s, insurers paid out about 95% of premiums for claims; that number stands at 80% today. That extra 15% means billions in profits for them. They won&rsquo;t give up that money.<br /><br />So, why are insurance companies fighting the public option, if they have no intention of covering the uninsured? Industry lobbyists say it is because they will not be able to compete against the deep pockets of government, that the public option will undercut their prices and drive them out of business. The government, they argue, can afford to operate at a loss, while they cannot. But this is clearly nonsense -- all current proposals require employers to insure their employees or pay a tax for not doing so. Businesses, as allergic to taxes as they are, are not likely to dump the plans they have. The government will have to tax non-participating businesses enough to finance a public option, so the tax penalty will not be cheap. <br /><br />Private insurers also know that the government is not in a position to rapidly absorb 65% of the health care market. The federal government is big, but even it cannot swallow 10% of GDP in the near term if it were to drive private companies out of business. As long as insurers do their jobs, and satisfy their customers, they should be safe. And they have a 20% profit margin to work with.<br /><br />What insurance companies are fighting for is to <em>be</em> the public option. They are willing to insure the uninsured population, but they want the government to pay them to do it. Their plan is to get the government to subsidize premiums so they can offer insurance to the 45 million uninsured without having to cut prices &mdash; or profits. They don&rsquo;t really care if the plan succeeds in covering everyone, just as long as they get money to offer more policies without any premium reductions.<br /><br />While I would like to see the uninsured on the same private plans most employed citizens enjoy, experience suggests that handing money bags to private companies is poor public health policy. Massive cash giveaways will not guarantee quality care, and more importantly, will do nothing to control costs.<br /><br />The easiest way to extend a public option to the uninsured is to expand Medicare to cover them. Not Medicaid; Medicaid is the ugly stepchild of healthcare policy. It is woefully and chronically under funded, paying physicians so poorly that <a href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/49944.php">50% of doctors have closed their practices to new Medicaid patients</a>. Medicare, on the other hand, is a healthy and productive program for one simple reason. Elderly people vote. They keep politicians intimidated and have aggressively protected their interests each time anyone has suggested taking a knife to Medicare benefits. If the uninsured end up in the same boat with the elderly, ironically the poor would end up allied with one of the most powerful constituencies in U.S. politics.<br /><br />My biggest fear for the public option is that it will become a cash giveway for private insurance, but my second biggest fear is that it becomes a neglected government program that is underfunded and poorly run. Then, after a few years, conservatives will move to kill the program they consciously hobbled from the start.<br /><br />We need a public option. But it has to be the right public option, or this whole reform business will fail in a colossal way.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Official Judge Sonia Sotomayor Questionnaire</title><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/7/18/the-official-judge-sonia-sotomayor-questionnaire.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/7/18/the-official-judge-sonia-sotomayor-questionnaire.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-07-19T01:05:54Z</published><updated>2009-07-19T01:05:54Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">A</span> friend of mine was walking the streets of Washington, <span class="caps">DC, </span>and accidentally came across the below document in the bottom of a dumpster beneath four hundred empty bottles of scotch, a couple dozen boxes labeled "Torture Memo -- Classified," and a long narrow coffin with the words "Remains of Osama Bin Laden -- For Cheney's Eyes Only" stamped on the side.</p>
<p>I cannot fully vouch for the veracity of the document, but feel confident that it is at least 100% true.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3>Official Judicial Committee Questionaire for Supreme Court Applicants</h3>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><strong>Part I -- Personal Information and General Political Views (10 Questions)</strong></h4>
<p><br />1. What is your name?</p>
<p>A. ____________ (name filled in)<br />B. I'm sorry, I don't recall ever being supplied with that information.<br />C. I will function as a member of the Supreme Court. Since our decisions are collective, I feel maintaing an individual identity would be deleterious to court proceedings.<br /><br />2. What is your favorite color?</p>
<p>A. Red<br />B. Yellow<br />C. Blue<br />D. Color is a property of physical objects and does not exist independent of the object itself. It would therefore be inappropriate for me to comment on color "as an ideal" without being presented with the specific facts of the case.<br /><br />3. Ok, how about the color of a handbag?</p>
<p>A. Red<br />B. Yellow<br />C. Blue<br />D. A handbag is specifically feminine apparel. As a Supreme Court Justice, it is my duty to judge impartially, without regard to race or sex. As such, it would be inappropriate for me to have an opinion in the matter.<br /><br />4. What is the sound of one hand clapping?</p>
<p>A. No sound<br />B. This is a Zen meditation question and the Court should not rule on matters of religious preference<br />C. One hand clapping produces a disturbance in the air expressed as compression waves that propagate through the atmosphere. Pursuant to recent Supreme Court decision <em>Massachusetts v </em><span class="caps"><em>EPA</em>, </span>atmospheric disturbances fall under the jurisdiction of the <span class="caps">EPA.</span> My advice is that you refer the question to the <span class="caps">EPA </span>director for further elucidation.<br /><br />5. What is your political party?</p>
<p>A. Democrat<br />B. Republican<br />C. I do not vote, as this renders me impartial when I have to decide who won presidential elections.<br /><br />6. What is your favorite food?</p>
<p>A. Hot dog<br />B. Apple pie<br />C. Tortilla<br />D. I want the members of this committee to understand that I respect the roots of the American legal system, which are based in British Common Law. However, I wish the esteemed Committee to understand that Common Law gets its eventual roots from the Roman Republic, and the Romans ate olives and grapes and drank wine, none of which appear on the above list. The food preferences of the British I rule out of order. Precedence in <span class="caps">U.S. </span>food law dates back to the 1877 decision <em>Kraut v. Wiener</em>, in which a 6-3 ruling indicated that the hot dog patent did not include sauerkraut, and therefore "some kind of oblong sausage"could be sold with kraut without royalty payments. I also refer you to the 1910 case of <em>O. Meyer v. Allied Rail</em>, in which a passenger on a train owned by the defendant accidentally dropped a suitcase of fireworks from the back of the train, only to have the suitcase bounce off the platform and into a meat car, where it erupted, cooking the meat, and forcing the plaintiff to reluctantly sell 10,000 hamburgers to passengers at the train station at a huge discount. Then there is the 1984 case of <em>M. Jackson v. Pepsico</em>, in which the plaintiff's scalp was roasted when his hair caught on fire during the filming of a commercial. All of these precedents, taken into account, suggest that the above choices are incomplete and the question should be referred back to Circuit Court for further review.<br /><br />6. Do you believe the 2nd Amendment guarantees the right of individual citizens to bear arms?</p>
<p>A. [Redacted by the <span class="caps">NRA</span>]<br />B. The rights of citizens to carry firearms without restrictions is guaranteed by the 2nd, the greatest of all Amendments.<br />C. [Redacted by the <span class="caps">NRA</span>]<br /><br />7. What is your interpretation of the First Amendment?</p>
<p>A. The first amendment guarantees freedom of the press and religion, and establishes separation of Church and State.<br />B. The strict words of the First Amendment guarantee freedom of the press, but that does not necessarily extend to all forms of expression.<br />C. I stand in favor of all civil freedoms, except those freedoms the President sees fit to abrogate from time to time.<br />D. Torture could be construed as a form of speech.<br /><br />8.How do you feel about including the words "Under God" or "In God We Trust" in public documents and displays?</p>
<p>A. The <span class="caps">U.S. </span>is a descendent of Judeo-Christian culture and thus it is appropriate to say so publicly.<br />B. The Founding Fathers used "God" and "Creator" in their language to express a deference to natural law, and it is appropriate that we continue to do so.<br />C. By God, all those traitors who do not agree with the White Men on this Committee shall be forever damned to hell.<br /><br />9.Are you a racist?</p>
<p>A. Yes, sir.<br />B. No, sir.<br />C. Do you consider "pasty white Republican" a race?<br />D. Didn't I see you at the cross burning last week, Senator?<br /><br />10. What is your opinion of <em>Roe v. Wade</em>?</p>
<p>A. <em>Roe v. Wade</em> was fairly decided and should be the law of the land.<br />B. <em>Roe v. Wade</em> was judicial activism and should be struck down at the next available opportunity.<br />C. Roe v. what? I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, is your microphone on?<br />D. I'm sorry, but I have no recollection of that particular case. I'll be glad to read it over and give you an opinion in a couple of weeks.<br />E. I'm glad you asked me that. I have some very strong opinions on that particular case, and relish the idea of expressing them to you. First of all, <span class="caps">I... </span>oops, I spilled my coffee on my notes ... oh drat, I spend weeks working up those notes, everything I wanted to say was right there, and now it's all smeared...Perhaps I can reconstruct my thoughts and give you another presentation next month, or the month after...gosh, Senator, that is such a beautiful tie, where did you get it? You know, everybody's looking so tired around here, let's say we just take a break for a while, and we can take up where we left off tomorrow...well, so long, we'll start fresh in the a.m...</p>
<h4><strong>Section II -- Should the College Football Have a Playoff System? (126 questions)</strong></h4>
<p><br />[Document ends here]</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Might as Well Pile On Michael Jackson Like Everyone Else</title><category term="Michael Jackson"/><category term="Music and Literature"/><category term="death"/><category term="music"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/7/3/might-as-well-pile-on-michael-jackson-like-everyone-else.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/7/3/might-as-well-pile-on-michael-jackson-like-everyone-else.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-07-04T02:47:44Z</published><updated>2009-07-04T02:47:44Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">T</span>hough I am no pop culture analyst, the death of Michael Jackson has been on my mind for the last week. Just a few scattered observations. Jackson isn&rsquo;t the kind who inspires coherence anyway.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">______</p>
<p><br /><span style="font-size: 200%;">S</span>ome commentators have tried to put Jackson up against the Beatles and Elvis. In terms of record sales, sure, but in terms of influence, please. I didn&rsquo;t even own a Michael Jackson album until a few months ago, when <em>Thriller</em> went on sale on iTunes in celebration of its 25 anniversary. How often did Jackson&rsquo;s songs turn up on the radio before he died? Not often. Compared to the Beatles, Elvis, even Queen, the Eagles, or James Taylor, Jackson wasn&rsquo;t played much. &ldquo;Beat It,&rdquo; &ldquo;Thriller,&rdquo; &ldquo;PYT,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Bad&rdquo; seem somewhat dated. Not bad songs, but highly stylized and more flash than innovation.</p>
<p>I hate hearing that Michael Jackson broke new ground. Parliament broke new ground. Jimi Hendrix broke new ground. Marvin Gaye, Rick James, Diana Ross, Isaac Hayes, and of course James Brown, did everything Jackson ever did, and did it better. The most shameful part of this Michael Jackson idolatry is that it glosses over the people who really pioneered African-American music. The Jackson 5 had a couple of early hits. So what. Take the Jackson 5 out of Motown, and Motown is still Motown. Jackson a pioneer? Give me Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles any day.</p>
<p>Not that MJ was bad. Jackson&rsquo;s got danceability going for him, but immortality? I don&rsquo;t think so. I sincerely doubt our grandkids will know Jackson the way we know Dylan or Sinatra.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">______</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">M</span>ichael Jackson is well-remembered because he was the last of a breed. The <em>New York Times </em>reported he sold 750 million albums in his career. An astonishing number, and impossible in the days of the internet. Jackson kicked off his solo career shortly before CDs got big, and Thriller was one of the early albums that sold huge numbers in digital format. In the 1980s the music industry made a killing selling CDs, which were far more popular than the less durable LPs and cassette tapes. CDs were the medium pop music was looking for, and Jackson became a superstar just as CD sales took off.</p>
<p><br />Then the internet came and crushed the music industry. <em>Thriller</em> sold 28 million units in the U.S. alone, and there is no chance, in the age of piracy, that this will ever happen again. Thus Jackson arrived on the music scene just in time to benefit from an industry boom and flamed out as the industry collapsed. The biggest acts that were also Jackson&rsquo;s contemporaries, U2, Madonna, the Police, Phil Collins, Mariah Carey, all were beneficiaries of the CD boom. WIth CD sales only a shadow of what they were even as recently as 1995, we won&rsquo;t see another Michael Jackson.</p>
<p><br />Jackson was also the beneficiary of MTV&rsquo;s success in the 1980s. The fragmentation of the cable TV market, and the dissolution of MTV from a true music channel to a trash reality TV station also precludes successors, though I feel this is a lesser issue than the influence of the internet.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">______</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">7</span>50 million albums worldwide. And died bankrupt, in a rented mansion. Who the hell rents mansions? If you can afford to rent a mansion, can&rsquo;t you afford to buy a regular house? If he got a dollar in royalties for every record sold, he should easily be a billionaire. Instead, he died broke. I can&rsquo;t in my wildest dreams imagine burning through a billion dollars, but Jackson did it. Did it by building a private Disneyland at his house and inviting children for sleepovers, even while he was being accused of child molestation. Maybe I can&rsquo;t tell you for sure that he molested children, but I can tell you that a person who can&rsquo;t stay away from children even while he is being investigated for improper conduct with a minor has a serious problem. The definition of compulsive-addictive behavior is when a person can&rsquo;t stop doing something even when the consequence of continuing the behavior is personal destruction.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br />______</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">I</span> can&rsquo;t think of a person who better fits Daniel Boorstin&rsquo;s definition of a celebrity: &ldquo;The celebrity is well known for his well-knownedness.&rdquo;</p>
<p><br />In fact, Boorstin, an American historian who died in 2004 and so must have known about Jackson, has many quotes in his books that remind me of the self-crowned King of Pop.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Nothing is really real until it happens on television.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">We suffer primarily not from our vices or our weakness, but from our illusions. We are haunted, not by reality, but by those images we have put in their place.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.</p>
<p>The last quotation was the the most prescient. Michael Jackson is dead, and every channel on TV fills its hours with his face. Even when he can no longer deliver any services, he still sells.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><br />______</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">T</span>ime to stop. The more I write about Michael Jackson, the more irritated I get. He was more lucky than good: I can think of a hundred rock artists I&rsquo;d rather listen to. Not that I won&rsquo;t listen to <em>Thriller</em> or <em>Off the Wall</em> again, but when I think about the records I listened to back when Jackson was big &mdash; R.E.M., the Talking Heads, U2, the Clash, Squeeze &mdash; I&rsquo;m sorry, but Michael Jackson does not fall in that class. I was in college when Jackson was big, and we dismissed him as Rock Lite. He is admired because he sold records, and he sold records because he was admired. He was good. He wasn&rsquo;t great.</p>
<p>And what took him out at last? The jury is still out, but it appears to have been addiction. In my medical career I&rsquo;ve seen addiction up close, many prosaic implosions that were miniatures of the supernova that was Michael Jackson. The only difference is that, with a billion dollars to prop him up, it took Jackson longer to crash to the ground.</p>
<p>We can think of this as tragic, but I don&rsquo;t find it any more tragic than anybody else&rsquo;s drug addicted death. And in some ways, his death is less dignified, because the media swarm is bound to obscure the realities of his death. We&rsquo;ll hear every sad detail about his last days except the truth. That he killed himself with drugs the way any third-rate crackhead might have.</p>
<p>Just as those fabulous record sales obscured the bizarre appearance and behavior, the child molestation, the drug abuse, and even his stature as an artist, all that fame will obscure his death, which was dirty, predictable, and altogether common.</p>
<p>This country is wracked by drug addiction. Just as we close our eyes to every other aspect of this terrible scourge, we are going to ignore its realities when it claims one of our most famous citizens. How typical.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The New York Times, "The Ethicist," and Catholicism</title><category term="Catholicism"/><category term="Religion"/><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/6/26/the-new-york-times-the-ethicist-and-catholicism.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/6/26/the-new-york-times-the-ethicist-and-catholicism.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-06-26T14:15:47Z</published><updated>2009-06-26T14:15:47Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">I</span>n the Sunday <em>New York Times Magazine</em> (6/21), Randy Cohen, author of the column &ldquo;The Ethicist,&rdquo; fielded a question from a man studying to be a Roman Catholic priest. The seminarian asked if it was ethical for the school he attended to only give scholarships to students studying to join the religious order. Cohen&rsquo;s answer seemed reasonable: &ldquo;There&rsquo;s nothing wrong with a religious order establishing a school for its members, subsidizing their education, and then later broadening the student body to include tuition-paying nonmembers.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Then Cohen&rsquo;s answer took a bizarre turn that will get him in hot water with Catholic readers.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">What is at issue&hellip;is sex discrimination: your order&rsquo;s refusal to admit women and, more significant, your aspiring to the priesthood, a leadership position in your church, one closed to women. Calling a practice &lsquo;religious&rsquo; does not exempt it from ethical scrutiny.</p>
<p>First of all, I&rsquo;ll nitpick. The writer didn&rsquo;t say his order is closed to women. Many religious orders are open to women as nuns (the Dominican order is an example). Admittedly, becoming a nun is not the same as being a priest, but on the other hand, it means Cohen&rsquo;s implication that women at the college are being denied scholarships could be false, depending on which religious order the seminarian was joining.</p>
<p>Now, about this priesthood thing. In bringing this up Cohen violates an ethic himself &mdash; the one about not giving unsolicited advice. This seminarian asked about scholarships at a college, not about the nature of the priesthood. Presumably a man already studying to become a priest knows the priesthood is all male and has come to terms with the fact. For Cohen to bring this issue up is a little like telling an engaged man, &ldquo;And you know marriage means you can only have sex with your wife.&rdquo; It is vaguely insulting. If Cohen wants to engage in anti-Catholic polemics, he should do that on his own time, and not as part of an advice column.</p>
<p>No, the priesthood is not open to women. The Boy Scouts aren&rsquo;t either. That shouldn&rsquo;t trouble anyone who doesn&rsquo;t want to be a Boy Scout. I don&rsquo;t know what Cohen&rsquo;s religious persuasion is, or if he has one, but certainly he is not so naive that he does not realize that religions often hold positions that make no sense to nonmembers. It makes no sense to me that Jehovah&rsquo;s Witnesses refuse blood transfusions, even at the cost of their lives, but as long as they are willing to live with the consequences of this rule I am not disturbed by it.</p>
<p>For what it is worth, I am not entirely comfortable with the Church&rsquo;s position on the ordination of women either. The reason given, however, is fairly straightforward. The priest leads the congregation at the Mass, and the Mass is a recreation of the Last Supper. Jesus presided at the Last Supper, and Jesus was a man. Thus, a priest, as the stand-in for Christ, should also be a man. One way to think of it (though very imprecisely) is that the priest is an actor in a play. We wouldn&rsquo;t expect a female actor to play a character that is clearly and traditionally played by males &mdash; for example, Abraham Lincoln in a movie about the Civil War.</p>
<p>As a matter of personal opinion, I&rsquo;m not sure that Catholics would be confused about the identity of Christ if the celebrant at a Mass were a female. But this is the position the Church has taken for centuries, and there is a logic to it. Though, in a certain light, this thinking could be taken as sexist, it doesn&rsquo;t necessarily have to be. Women can&rsquo;t father children and men can&rsquo;t have babies. The Church holds that this difference between the sexes is not incidental, it is intended by God. As a result, it should be expected that women and men would have different roles in religious life. I have been told in no uncertain terms by some feminists that, since I am a male, abortion is none of my business. So the Catholic Church is hardly alone in asserting that gender identification is relevant in moral matters.</p>
<p>However you approach this issue, Cohen&rsquo;s answer has a burr-up-the-butt feel to it. He should have stuck to the issue at hand, rather broadening to attack the Catholic Church. It was, in a word, unethical.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Does Sotomayor Really Make the Supreme Court Diverse?</title><id>http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/6/11/does-sotomayor-really-make-the-supreme-court-diverse.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://drhebert.squarespace.com/dr-hberts-medical-gumbo/2009/6/11/does-sotomayor-really-make-the-supreme-court-diverse.html"/><author><name>Michael Hebert</name></author><published>2009-06-11T23:32:56Z</published><updated>2009-06-11T23:32:56Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">S</span>onia Sotomayor, President Obama&rsquo;s choice to the Supreme Court, is an affirmative action appointment. That is, she was nominated in part because she is a woman and a Hispanic.</p>
<p>Nor is there anything wrong with that. Diversity is important in any high-level government position, and that especially includes judgeships. Diversity improves the receptiveness of the Court to the interests of the common people, and keeps it in touch with middle class America (a trait that Obama somewhat inaccurately called &ldquo;empathy&rdquo; but is better encompassed in the old fashioned word <em>wisdom</em>).</p>
<p>Critics of affirmative action play on the misconception that there is an absolute ranking in fitness for any job, and that the employer is bound by law and morality to rank &lsquo;em all up, and then sign #1. If #1 turns the offer down, then the choice moves to #2, and so on until the job is filled. Any attempt, the theory goes, to deviate from the &ldquo;list&rdquo; is reverse racism. This argument serves meritocrats quite well, because it also permits them the only chance they ever have to play the race card.</p>
<p>But it&rsquo;s pure rubbish. If it were true that objective standards infallibly predicted success, the valedictorian of every class would always become the richest or the most successful; perfect SAT score would be the best predictor of Pulitzer prizes; the player with the fastest 40 yard dash time would always be in the Hall of Fame. But it doesn&rsquo;t work out that way, does it? Albert Einstein finished 5th out of 6 in his college class and in 1904 couldn&rsquo;t land a teaching job to save his life. Luis Alvarez and William Shockley, Nobel laureates both, were overlooked in grade school by a famous psychologist trying to identify the best and brightest through school testing. Hank Aaron failed to make the cut the first time he tried out for a professional baseball team. <em>A Confederacy of Dunces</em>, a book written by an unknown high school teacher, was rejected by dozens of publishers, before it won the Pulitzer Prize. I could go on forever. The point is, accepted standards only take you so far, and have an unsettling track record of missing not only the very good, but sometimes the very best of the best.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">I</span>f the Supreme Court requires a one in a million intellect, in a country of 300 million people there are 300 people qualified to take the job. The truth is the number is likely much larger than that; there are probably 5000 Americans who have both the experience and the intellectual ability to do the job. All of them will be graduates of so-called &ldquo;top&rdquo; schools, will have years of experience on the bench, will have finished at the top of their class, will have very good SAT and LSAT and whatever other IQ test acronym the discerning heart could desire. Any attempt to further stratify this small group of people and rank them is superfluous hairsplitting.</p>
<p>As a result, we want to look beyond the standard ranking fare to make a good choice. In decision science (a branch of psychology that looks at how people make choices), there is a broad consensus that a committee&rsquo;s net IQ &mdash; that is, its ability to solve a problem or arrive at the correct answer &mdash; depends more on the diversity of viewpoints within the group than on the sum of the IQs of its members. (For the basis of this argument I rely on the book <em>The Wisdom of Crowds</em> by James Surowiecki.)</p>
<p>The reason diversity beats total IQ points is that redundant knowledge is not additive. In other words, if two people in a group know the same thing, the group is no better off than if only one person knows it. On the other hand, if two people know two different things, the two separate pieces of information are additive and thus make the group as a whole more knowledgeable.</p>
<p>Suppose, for instance, that you have two groups of 10 people who plan to have Thanksgiving dinner together. One group is made up of a bunch of poultry experts, and each person in the group resolves to outdo the others by bringing in the most delicious turkey. The second group is made up of a bunch of average cooks, each of whom has his own specialty.</p>
<p>When the first group sits down, the table will have 10 turkeys on it. When the second group sits down, there will be one turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls &mdash; a whole variety of foods. Clearly the second group will have the better meal. Even though they individually are worse cooks, the second group has a greater variety of skills, and thus is able to provide a wider variety of foods, and a more complete and satisfying meal. The first group, while composed of superior cooks, has redundant skills. Two turkeys are not necessarily better than one.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">T</span>he same applies to the Supreme Court. As long as each member of the Court has the prerequisite competence to serve, what matters most is a diversity of experience and views. Diversity of opinion sparks interesting debate and brings more issues into play. Overlapping experience will lead to more rapid agreement, but a narrower range of discussion. As a U.S. citizen, I prefer members of the Supreme Court to have a wider breadth of opinions, and stronger and more heated debate. Obviously the more angles the nine judges take in looking at a problem, the more likely they are to come to to the right decision.</p>
<p>Surowiecki&rsquo;s book cites research showing that most committees tend to divide into two opinion camps. If the group is composed of like-thinking individuals, the two camps are much closer together, and not all options are put on the table. For example, throw a group of Republicans in a room and ask for recommendations about health care reform. The group is likely to split into one camp that wants an entirely private system and another that assents to Medicare but otherwise wants minimal government influence. Add a couple of leftists, and suddenly the two camps consist of one group that wants no government at all and another that wants government to run the entire health care system. Which of the two discussions is more likely to be wide-ranging, intellectually challenging, and therefore fruitful?</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 200%;">T</span>he interesting thing about Sotomayor, though, is that she passes the diversity test in one way, but fails it in another. Culturally, as a Latina she brings a certain diversity to the Court. But ideologically, she is does not. Sotomayor was educated at Princeton and then went to Yale Law school. Consider the educational history of the justices Sotomayor would be serving with: John Roberts, Harvard, then Harvard Law; John Paul Stevens, University of Chicago, Northwestern Law; Antonin Scalia, Georgetown, Harvard Law; Anthony Kennedy, Stanford, London School of Economics, Harvard Law; outgoing David Souter, Harvard, Oxford, Harvard Law; Clarence Thomas, Holy Cross, Yale Law; Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Cornell, Columbia Law; Steven Beyer, Stanford, Oxford, Harvard Law; Samuel Alito, Princeton, Yale Law.</p>
<p>To summarize, for law school that&rsquo;s 5 Harvards, 2 Yales, 1 Columbia, 1 Northwestern. If you live in the United States, unless you are a graduate of Yale or Harvard Law, you can pretty much write off being a Supreme Court Justice. The only person on the current Court who did not go to an Ivy League school is Stevens, and he is the one confirmed the longest ago &mdash; way back in 1975. So even as the Court has become more diverse culturally and sexually, it remains as educationally &mdash; and therefore, I would argue, ideologically &mdash; as homogenous as it has ever been.</p>
<p>And when you think about it, what kind of diversity matters most in the Supreme Court? Do we care more about what kind of food the justice sits down to eat after a long day of deliberation, what kind of music she likes, or where she goes to church &mdash; or, do we care about how she was schooled? For me, there is no comparison. In legal decision making, schooling beats ethnicity any day.</p>
<p>It is not comforting to me that we seem to be leaving the makeup of the Supreme Court to the admissions committees at the Yale and Harvard Law Schools..</p>
<p>Most Latinas don&rsquo;t go to Harvard or Yale. Of all the Latinas in America qualified to sit on the Supreme Court, the number that also happened to go to the President&rsquo;s alma mater has got to be vanishingly small. By deciding to open up the Court to a Latina, President Obama gave himself an opportunity to pick a candidate who was not only diverse by birth and upbringing but also diverse in education. It wouldn&rsquo;t have been much of an effort to find one, but instead Obama nominated a member of his own alumni club.</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m not against Sotomayor &mdash; in fact, from what I know about her, I suspect she will make a fine justice. But drawing from such a limited group of schools for nominees is wrongheaded, and makes the claim of diversity hollow. For his next choice, I hope the President reconsiders his definition of diversity.</p>]]></content></entry></feed>